Episode 16: Puppet Master (Sabotage 2025 Rap Remix)

A hard-hitting rap in the spirit of The Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage”—calling out Trump’s policies and how they play right into Putin’s hands.

(Heavy beat drop, distorted guitar riff kicks in…)

[Verse 1]
Yo, it’s a setup, I smell a plot,
Trump’s back in office, and the country’s hot.
Talkin’ ‘bout NATO? Nah, he’s out the door,
Leavin’ Europe hangin’ while Putin wants more!

Slashin’ taxes, fillin’ up the debt,
Billionaires laughin’ while the workers sweat.
Medicaid’s gutted, people on the floor,
But defense contracts? Yeah, they want more!

[Pre-Chorus] (Scratched vocals, distorted effects)
Who’s pullin’ strings? Who’s playin’ the game?
Why’s the U.S. startin’ to act insane?
Cut the allies, break the laws,
Now Putin’s smilin’—no need for wars!

[Chorus] (Yelled, with heavy distortion)
🔥 IT’S A PUPPET SHOW—SABOTAGE! 🔥
🎭 PUTIN’S PULLIN’ STRINGS—CAMOUFLAGE! 🎭
💰 DRAIN THE BANKS—RAISE THE DEBT! 💰
💥 AMERICA’S PLAYIN’ ROULETTE! 💥

[Verse 2]
Trade wars poppin’, tariffs too,
Crashin’ markets—who wins? Not you!
Tellin’ Mexico to pay the price,
While Putin’s oil lookin’ real nice.

Ukraine bleedin’, but Trump don’t care,
Givin’ up ground, leavin’ troops nowhere.
Sanctions lifted, oligarchs feast,
While democracy’s served up for the beast!

[Pre-Chorus] (Scratched vocals, sirens in background)
Moscow calls, what’s the deal?
Trump sayin’ “relax, let’s keep it real.”
Drop the sanctions, let ‘em slide,
Meanwhile America’s takin’ a dive!

[Chorus] (Shouted, crowd vocals behind it)
🔥 IT’S A PUPPET SHOW—SABOTAGE! 🔥
🎭 PUTIN’S PULLIN’ STRINGS—CAMOUFLAGE! 🎭
💰 DRAIN THE BANKS—RAISE THE DEBT! 💰
💥 AMERICA’S PLAYIN’ ROULETTE! 💥

[Bridge] (Slow, sinister beat, bass-heavy breakdown… then builds back up)
🔥 Tariffs up, allies down, who’s in control now? 🔥
🔥 Runnin’ from the truth, can’t see, take a bow! 🔥
🔥 Roll back laws, stack the courts, fill the seats, 🔥
🔥 But democracy? Man, that’s lookin’ weak! 🔥

[Verse 3]
Yo, it’s too real, man, it’s too wild,
Moscow’s chillin’, Trump’s servin’ up style.
Oligarchs laughin’, Putin’s got gains,
While we sittin’ here playin’ these games!

This ain’t random, it’s all in play,
We givin’ up ground while the rubles stay.
If he’s runnin’ the show, if he’s callin’ the shots,
Then why’s Putin the only one takin’ his props?!

[Final Chorus] (All-out, chaotic energy, sirens in background!)
🔥 IT’S A PUPPET SHOW—SABOTAGE! 🔥
🎭 PUTIN’S PULLIN’ STRINGS—CAMOUFLAGE! 🎭
💰 DRAIN THE BANKS—RAISE THE DEBT! 💰
💥 AMERICA’S PLAYIN’ ROULETTE! 💥

(Final chaotic guitar riff, crowd yelling, static fades out…)

🔥 End Scene: The Puppet Strings Snap. 🔥
💥 The Truth Hits Hard. 💥
🎭 But Who’s Really Running the Show? 🎭

Yo, Het Mophant just dropped the mic on The Obsolete Show. 🎤

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